dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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