Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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