I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Welp...herpes.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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