Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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