last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
