And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
