Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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