What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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