Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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