I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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