Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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