Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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