I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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