yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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