i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Drake has all the answers
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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