So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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