Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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