Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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