Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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