Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm like, not good at living.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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