Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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