Porn is love you can see.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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