i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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