Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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