so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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