I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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