it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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