CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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