Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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