Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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