I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I forget how to act sober
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