Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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