we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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