only you would photoshop your dick
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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