I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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