yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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