this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i would one night stand the shit outta him
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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