My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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