Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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