my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
How external is "for external use only"?
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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