Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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