I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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