I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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