Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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