I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
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