I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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