Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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