Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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