I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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