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wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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