I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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