If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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