i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.